Spanky's a true artiste.
He's been draggin his butt again,
leaving a nice trail on the carpet.

So I got a bright idea.
Why not capitalize on his talents?

He is, however, a dog with personality.

A gentle soul with the heart of a poet.

Get your Spanky T-shirts while they last. After all, how often do you get the chance to own a shirt with a picture of a dog dragging his butt across your chest?

Chances are there is a Spanky in your life. Some pet you've had or perhaps a friend's. If he's not trying to hump your leg, he's leaving little presents in your shoes, or counter-surfing for that stray filet you left marinating while you took a leak.

Sure, they're cute, but they're also thieving little flea factories who'll bark all night or stare at you while you're trying to get some.

 

Dog t-shirts. Spanky could be a pug, he could be a boxer, he could be a bulldog. Actually, we're pretty sure his mother was a pug. We're just not sure about dad. He didn't hang around very long. Spanky is a baaad dog. He likes to sniff butts, scratch his ass on the furniture, drag his rear end across the carpet. He likes to counter surf for scraps too. This dog, Spanky, is just a good example of how to live your life. He sleeps 20 hours out of the day, his food is brought to him, he has a man (who he calls dude) at his beck and call. Life is good. Especially when you're a dog. Dogs have it made. No worries beyond when to lick yourself. Spanky loves doing that when there's company over. He also likes to hump the hottie's legs when they visit the dude. Ahh, that's so great. Red rocket! Haha.After a long day of lickin my butt and sniffin poop, there's nothing better than a good butt-drag on a clean carpet.'Course, this sends the man into a tizzy and he starts screamin' and turnin that red color...sweet. Sometimes he actually takes a swing at me, or aims a kick in my direction. That's when I like to show my affection with a nice smokin poo in his shoe.But it's not all fun and games. Sometimes he leaves me a nice piece of steak on the counter. Ahh, I just love counter surfing...What's a dog to do? dog, spanky, pet, butt, hound, animal, t-shirt, mutt, puppy, lick, sniff, drag, butt-drag, counter surf, flea, flea factory, cute, doggy, pup, white, grey, mangy, red rocketSpanky is a baaad dog. He likes to sniff butts, scratch his ass on the furniture, drag his rear end across the carpet. He likes to counter surf for scraps too. This dog, Spanky, is just a good example of how to live your life. He sleeps 20 hours out of the day, his food is brought to him, he has a man (who he calls dude) at his beck and call. Life is good. Especially when you're a dog. Dogs have it made. No worries beyond when to lick yourself. Spanky loves doing that when there's company over. He also likes to hump the hottie's legs when they visit the dude. Ahh, that's so great. Red rocket! Haha.After a long day of lickin my butt and sniffin poop, there's nothing better than a good butt-drag on a clean carpet.'Course, this sends the man into a tizzy and he starts screamin' and turnin that red color...sweet. Sometimes he actually takes a swing at me, or aims a kick in my direction. That's when I like to show my affection with a nice smokin poo in his shoe.But it's not all fun and games. Sometimes he leaves me a nice piece of steak on the counter. Ahh, I just love counter surfing...What's a dog to do? dog, spanky, pet, butt, hound, animal, t-shirt, mutt, puppy, lick, sniff, drag, butt-drag, counter surf, flea, flea factory, cute, doggy, pup, white, grey, mangy, red rocket